homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
YOU KNOW WHEN YOU HAVE A LIL CRUSH ON SOMEONE BUT THEN AFTER A FEW DAYS YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND THAT LIL CRUSH IS NO LONGER A LIL CRUSH IT’S AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTF I DIDN’T SIGN ON FOR THIS
Reached 250 followers today, so I’m going to have a giveaway!
FIRST, THE RULES:
- its a giveaway for my followers, so obviously you have to be following me. i dont care if you didnt follow me before or you just follow me for the giveaway, but when I choose winners i WILL check if you follow this blog
- Like & reblog as much as you want. I dont care. I cant be fucked checking that.
- You must be ok with giving me your address or a P.O. box to send your stuff to.
- You DON’T have to pay for postage or anything, but know that I will be using the cheapest option in terms of postage so depending on where you live, it might take a while to get to you!
- If there are added charges imposed when the package arrives which are specific to post laws where you live (e.g. customs handling) I will NOT be responsible for the cost. I am paying for the products, and the postage from the RT store warehouse.
ALRIGHT HERES WHAT YOU CAN WIN:
- FIRST PRIZE: USD$40 worth of stuff from the Rooster Teeth store (if you live in the US, USD$50 worth of stuff because of postage being cheaper). Anything you want, as long as it adds up to $40. You want a DVD? sure. You want the cool new R&R connection shirt? Sweet. You want 40 copies of the Strangerhood Season 1? Fucking knock yourself out.
- SECOND PRIZE: $20 worth of stuff from the Rooster Teeth store
- THIRD PRIZE: A sweet Minecraft Creeper poster which I’m totally not just trying to get rid of
THIS GIVEAWAY ENDS ON
OCTOBERNOVEMBER 1ST AT MIDNIGHT, AUSTRALIAN EASTERN STANDARD TIME. I WILL PRIVATELY MESSAGE EACH OF THE WINNERS ON OCTOBER 1ST.
DECIDED TO EXTEND THE GIVEAWAY BY ONE MONTH TO GIVE MORE PEOPLE THE CHANCE TO ENTER
IT WILL NOW END ON NOVEMBER 1ST AT MIDNIGHT!!
futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out
If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life
what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
i wanna hold ur stupid fuckin hand and kiss ur stupid fuckin lips and lean against ur stupid fuckin shoulder and cuDDLE UP WITH YOU UNDER THE STUPID FUCKIN BLANKETS AND HAVE STUPID FUCKIN CONVOS W U ABOUT EVERYTHIN G GOD IM SO MAD UR SO FUCKIN CUTE
me as hell
*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet