hey… no offense.. but do you want to hold hands
there’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.
g u a r d i a n s ;;
titan - hunter - warlock
white people: mike brown robbed that store!
Lawyer: no he didn’t
Store owners: nope
Eye witnesses: nah
white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE
people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
Nah but what if one day AH just uploads a single video and its like Geoff walks on, eyes all puffy and red like he was crying and he’s like “Sorry but were not gonna be uploading for a while, we’re falling under some greviances” and then AH doesn’t upload another video for like a month and then they FINALLY come back
There’s just one less voice in the room.
THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
LETS MAKE OUT.
this is the funniest thing i’ve ever come across in my life and no one can tell me otherwise
hiding in plain sight
#you know this kinda does work for undercover work#like if people don’t EXPECT certain people to be there or look that way#they literally won’t see that person#like three out of five people here are thought to be dead#and natasha is probably hardly known to anyone outside of shield coz she’s a spy and stuff#the only one is steve that would be in any danger of being recognized#but he’s wearing an outfit that he wouldn’t normally be wearing a hat and sunglasses#people wouldn’t expect him in an apple store dressed like that so it’s not to far of a stretch of the imagination#to believe these undercover techniques#if that makes sense (via buckysexual)
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you